vvierd:

dont be hot around me thats really insensitive

(via kahlopsia)

thedingledodies:

oscill8wildly:

milktree:

you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum

i need this printed on a t-shirt

(via hollywoodsquare)

themostsophisticatedwoman:

Guys, never underestimate the power of a well tailored pair of shorts and a button down with Sperrys.

(via yourcheriamore)

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

(via pleasureinthepathless)